TOP SECRET KIMBA
TO GOLF SIX SIGMA
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (signal distortion from target):
Weekly Standard Phone In: (inaudible, explosions) Kadima has smashed through our lines everwhere. The electoral casualities are complete. We are facing total electoral wipeout. Bibi is retreating trying to establish a new front but it does not look like he will be able to succeed . . . (inaudible, sirens)
New York Post Phone In: (On Cell Phone?) He must be allowed to retreat . . . He must !! According to today's reports, peace may break out any minute and we can not stop it !! He must be allowed to retreat . . . (inaudible, gunfire).
Pajama Media (via Skype): "No, no. This is just like Frederick the Great. . . Providence is testing us. We must hold on. The alliance between democracies and Patrick Buchanan is unnatural. It will fall apart . . .Just like in Frederick's time . .we must attack again and again . . . our enemies will drown in a sea of
(NSA OFFICER EDITORIAL COMMENT:
Officer One: Sir? OH MY GOD! ARE THESE PEOPLE REALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY?
Officer Two: LT PLEASE PIPE DOWN)
New York Times Phone In (John Tierny?): I am sorry to interrupt. But we just got this fax in. It's from Charles Krauthammer. He's demanding that we do something about Fukuya(explosion) Here, look at what he says. He is demanding that we send a SMERSH team to take care of Fukuyama. (sirens) Of course, they are already on the Meirsheimer assignment . . . (snip).
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A Case of Déjà Vu: The guys who brought you the liberation of Iraq are at it again